Wilderness Walker T-Shirts

"Keep your eyes peeled for a place to charge our phones, men."

'I miss the good ol' days when a bear could actually 'you know what' in the woods!'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'Not that net!'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Support Group for a Good Problem

Sausages.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Deer Season Open.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Oh, crap.'

Hither and Yon sign

"Where the wild things were."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Sport Utility Boot.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.