Wilderness Walker Pillows

"Keep your eyes peeled for a place to charge our phones, men."

'I miss the good ol' days when a bear could actually 'you know what' in the woods!'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'Not that net!'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Support Group for a Good Problem

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Hither and Yon sign

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Where the wild things were."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Sport Utility Boot.

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"