Nature Walker Pillows

'If a tree falls in a forest, and everyone is wearing iPods ...' (Tree is about to hit oblivious passer-by.)

' I've got a feeling I'm going to get a bite.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'Let's go some place where we can walk.'

Miles/Blisters.

Round robin goes bob bob bobbing along.

You're talking into a stick. You just told Fido to fetch your cell phone.

Man and Speaker.

'Boy-look at the size of his track compared to mine.'

Calling dog on cell phone: Here boy!

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

'Last tree before home.'

Dog Gate Accident

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

Country Pub Walk

Dog Park / Cat Park

The search for cranberries...

Warning! Croc Infested Waters!

"Don't even think about it."

"You, my friend, are a feeble adventurer."

"I can't believe it's only 4:20 and it's already dark the year's already almost over, and I'm already in my 40s."

"Good dog!"

"C’mere, girl! Where are ya, girl?!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, Greg, where do you think you're going?!"

"Relax, they're going to love you. Just try not to bark, wag your tail or sniff anything."

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"Sitting here with you is so perfect … which reminds me: You can never die."

The High Line at Giza

"What's he trying to tell us?" "Sounds like 'Woof.'"

We need a longer selfie stick.

"It's a working lunch."

I hate it when those big rigs zoom past you like they own the road!

You can call it a GPS, but it's still a leash.

"We've been walking forever. When does the 'hike start?"