Nature Walk Pillows

"Oh, look, honey. It's the blue-crested, red-winged, wake-you-up-at-4-bloody-a.m.-every-Sunday bird!"

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Oh, crap.'

Hither and Yon sign

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Bear Hugging Season Open

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Where the wild things were."

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"Don't even think about it."

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

The High Line at Giza

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"