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'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

Wildlife

'Not that net!'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'Oh, crap.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Trail mix?"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"I brought cocoa."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

"Don't even think about it."

The High Line at Giza

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."