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"I we meet in the woods and anything happens, remember it's just hunting."

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

'Is not the evidence of the accussed, members of the jury, a earrage of evasion and lies Do bears, or do bears not shit, in the woods'

"Boy, are we glad to see you."

'Mine smell like coon urine. What does yours smell like?'

'I haven't seen a buck in two hours. Think I'll get down and stretch my legs.'

The Easter Bunny hits a hunter with his eggs and makes his escape.

'Mike - how old is that turkey call you're using?'

'Ben is out to settle an old score with a porcupine.'

Newton's Laws of Motion at work in the woods.

The camouflage skills,Norman had practiced in his living room were to prove less effective in the wild!

Camping with Mr. Thorough

Tough bird

"Remember, the internet is a scary place."

"There aren't too many things more unsettling than discovering an old mattress in the woods. So creepy." "It's like a cold case crime podcast waiting to happen... Let's get outta here!"

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Not that net!'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Sausages.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."