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"I we meet in the woods and anything happens, remember it's just hunting."

Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

'Is not the evidence of the accussed, members of the jury, a earrage of evasion and lies Do bears, or do bears not shit, in the woods'

"Boy, are we glad to see you."

'Mine smell like coon urine. What does yours smell like?'

'I haven't seen a buck in two hours. Think I'll get down and stretch my legs.'

The Easter Bunny hits a hunter with his eggs and makes his escape.

'Mike - how old is that turkey call you're using?'

'Ben is out to settle an old score with a porcupine.'

Newton's Laws of Motion at work in the woods.

The camouflage skills,Norman had practiced in his living room were to prove less effective in the wild!

Bigfoot's outhouse

Camping with Mr. Thorough

Tough bird

"Remember, the internet is a scary place."

"There aren't too many things more unsettling than discovering an old mattress in the woods. So creepy." "It's like a cold case crime podcast waiting to happen... Let's get outta here!"

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Not that net!'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Sausages.

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'