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'I know his tracks go that way - that's why I'm going this way.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Wildlife

'Not that net!'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Monkey-artist

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Sport Utility Boot.

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

"I brought cocoa."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'