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"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'My long-term is fine. It's my short-term memory that worries me.'

"Oh, honey, look! A moose!"

Mythical lake forest.

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Through sheer folly, Stephen King blunders into the Acme Paper Company's largest forest.

'Best bear dog I ever had.'

'Not that net!'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"Where the wild things were."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Trail mix?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Hither and Yon sign

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'