Games Warden Gifts

Hook Free Zone.

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

Beaver tower

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Dog retriving Frisbee

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

Bird Symbol Hunting

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

Wolf Reintroduction.

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"That's classic J.R. . . .a little bit business, a little bit whimsy."

'The bears are very well-behaved.'

'Can I see your license,please?'

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

DO NOT FEED BEARS: 'Is it okay if I just feed the bears grubs?'

Forest Ranger enters forest via employee entrance.

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

'You better have a hunting license.'

"Using a female in hear helps to round up stray dogs!"

Leo knew it was now illegal, but he couldn't get the thrill of the hunt out of his blood.

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"