Mask Warden Gifts

Sanitary standards in pandemic

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

That party went well.

The new normal

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Beaver tower

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Dog retriving Frisbee

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

Bird Symbol Hunting

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

"Thou Shalt not Covid thy Neighbor's Wife!"

Wolf Reintroduction.

'The bears are very well-behaved.'

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"That's classic J.R. . . .a little bit business, a little bit whimsy."

Covid Wrestling

Mask Autumn

'Can I see your license,please?'

Leo knew it was now illegal, but he couldn't get the thrill of the hunt out of his blood.

'You better have a hunting license.'

I'm turning to the 'Duck' side!

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'