Invisible Warden Gifts

Beware of invisable dog

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

That party went well.

Beaver tower

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

Dog retriving Frisbee

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

Bird Symbol Hunting

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

Wolf Reintroduction.

'The bears are very well-behaved.'

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"That's classic J.R. . . .a little bit business, a little bit whimsy."

'Can I see your license,please?'

Forest Ranger enters forest via employee entrance.

DO NOT FEED BEARS: 'Is it okay if I just feed the bears grubs?'

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

'You better have a hunting license.'

Leo knew it was now illegal, but he couldn't get the thrill of the hunt out of his blood.

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'