Whimsical Watchdog Gifts

The Crime, to the Best of Tiger's Recollection

'You should see what they're doing next door - it's disgusting,'

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

A Hole in the Dike

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

Mother Duck.

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

Separation Anxiety

Frogs

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

"That's classic J.R. . . .a little bit business, a little bit whimsy."

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

'But you said it would be all right to have an executive toy.'

'All those against, raise your hand. All those in favor of ice cream, scream.'

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

Dessert Storm Veteran

'Not now Susan - I'm busy.'

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'Today's surprise stock rise was not in reaction to anything. It was entirely unprovoked and spontaneous!'

'Intriguing how the eyes follow you round the room . . .'

Safety Pin

Bureaucrats on a windmill.

Cats in Santa hats holding letters that spell out 'Happy Christmas'.

"No experience preferred...we will train!"

Lemmings jump off a cliff wearing t-shirts reading 'I'm with stupid'.

House of Commons on the TV - 'Oh no! Not more reality TV.'