Whimsical Watchdog Pillows

The Crime, to the Best of Tiger's Recollection

'You should see what they're doing next door - it's disgusting,'

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

A Hole in the Dike

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

Mother Duck.

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

Separation Anxiety

Frogs

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

"That's classic J.R. . . .a little bit business, a little bit whimsy."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

'All those against, raise your hand. All those in favor of ice cream, scream.'

'But you said it would be all right to have an executive toy.'

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

'Not now Susan - I'm busy.'

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

Dessert Storm Veteran

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'Today's surprise stock rise was not in reaction to anything. It was entirely unprovoked and spontaneous!'

Safety Pin

'Intriguing how the eyes follow you round the room . . .'

"No experience preferred...we will train!"

Cats in Santa hats holding letters that spell out 'Happy Christmas'.

Lemmings jump off a cliff wearing t-shirts reading 'I'm with stupid'.

"Looks like the thong birds are getting ready to fly south for the winter."