Whimsical Wildlife Observer Pillows

"The antidepressants must be working because I haven't felt like crossing the street in months."

'Might there be a story behind these elephants of the sea, these strange and lovely elephants of the sea?

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Fly Fishing

Bears catching fish

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Penguin

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Civilized Salmon

Mother Duck.

"You've changed."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

"He's so full of shit."

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

Deer Cross Dressing.

"After seventeen years underground, I'm gonna buzz my ass off."