Witty Wildlife Observer Pillows

Early Bird.

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Romantic Giraffes

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Fly Fishing

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Bears catching fish

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Bear Hugging Season Open

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"