Quirky Wildlife Observer Pillows

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Penguin

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Romantic Giraffes

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"Look, a bug!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Fly Fishing

Bears catching fish

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

How about going easy on the carbs

'I admire your floatibility.'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Bear Hugging Season Open

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"