Game Warden Gifts

"I hate it when its bad weather."

Wolf Reintroduction.

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'You need a permit to fish here. I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you.'

'Kicks a little.'

'Now what does that game warden want? He's already checked my license.'

'Ever wonder why hunters only shoot at bucks? We've got the same coloring as females. same pointy snouts. Same rack of...'

'No fishing beyond this point.'

'Look at it this way: by not catching anything, you're insuring that fishing is sustainable.'

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

'So you think we can get away with one license this way?'

Fishing Strictly Prohibited!

Humpty the Game Warden

'Did you see his face when I asked for his hunting license?'

Fishermen catch a fish paint a 'No Fishing' sign.

Man sitting in chair having a drink, Elephant trophy is drinking from the man's glass using it's trunk.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

'The bears are very well-behaved.'

Hunter in field with no hunting sign in background. Giant bull watching him.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'Right, I've caught you poaching.' -'Nonsense, that's my lunch.'

'Whoa, hey... I'm not accusing anyone based on their race, religion or species. I'm just wondering how an entire woods full of animals just happened to know in advance that it is Open Season!'

Captionless Game Warden has boxes on desk 'In Season' and 'Out Of Season'.

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

'Boy, that is one old Turkey.'

'Make no mistake Tomlinson...it's a jungle out there.'

'Can I see your license,please?'

'The good news is, Mr Filmore, this is heaven. The bad news is, this is posted property.'

"Mrs. Thimpson, your husband is resting comfortably now that the game wardens have him tranquiliized."

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

"Does state game law require me to tag him?"

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'