Game Warden Gifts

"I hate it when its bad weather."

Wolf Reintroduction.

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'You need a permit to fish here. I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you.'

'Kicks a little.'

Beaver tower

'So you think we can get away with one license this way?'

'Ever wonder why hunters only shoot at bucks? We've got the same coloring as females. same pointy snouts. Same rack of...'

'No fishing beyond this point.'

'Look at it this way: by not catching anything, you're insuring that fishing is sustainable.'

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

Our family migrates in late summer. Pride goeth before the fall! Game Reserve.

'Now what does that game warden want? He's already checked my license.'

Humpty the Game Warden

'Did you see his face when I asked for his hunting license?'

Fishermen catch a fish paint a 'No Fishing' sign.

Fishing Strictly Prohibited!

Man sitting in chair having a drink, Elephant trophy is drinking from the man's glass using it's trunk.

'Whoa, hey... I'm not accusing anyone based on their race, religion or species. I'm just wondering how an entire woods full of animals just happened to know in advance that it is Open Season!'

Bird Symbol Hunting

"Go ahead and measure him warden, he's within the legal length."

"Way over limit. Hashtag, busted."

A trap of poachers

A hunter has a dream that his dog has brought a game warden to punish him.

'The bears are very well-behaved.'

'Boy, that is one old Turkey.'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

Captionless Game Warden has boxes on desk 'In Season' and 'Out Of Season'.

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

'Right, I've caught you poaching.' -'Nonsense, that's my lunch.'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Hunter in field with no hunting sign in background. Giant bull watching him.

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'