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Lousy Ventriloquist Fears Return to Normal

"This is about all I have in your price range."

"Why, doctor Sims. I almost didn't recognize you without your mask on."

"Rudolph, you have been the team leader for a long time, but you must understand that by insisting on using a mask this year, you are hiding your competitive advantage."

"He had his food with all the garlic and the onions and then burped into his mask... did he die of corona, or did he die with corona?"

Dangers of contagion from parties

Face painting.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

The Cougher

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"We should start wearing masks."

"I find wearing a mask helps."

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'Happy now?'

Don't have a hot flush....

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?

Covid-19, Mask Up

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

Squeal like a pig!

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

Untidy bedroom

Tribal masks.

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"Frank, is that you?"

I'm not fighting you until you show me your mask.

Masks to buy while buying embarrassing products.

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.

Mandatory mask use