Nature Wonderer T-Shirts

"Believe me, they're not expecting us. We're 387-year locusts."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Snow Devil

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Where the wild things were."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Monkey-artist

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Hither and Yon sign

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

The High Line at Giza

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Don't even think about it."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Zoo animals.

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Ice Skater

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'