Professional Mountaineer T-Shirts

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

You Are Here

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

Skiing.

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

"Make a lot of money."

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

First aid in mountains

The best financial decision I ever made.

"My report to the board was perfect. They did not understand a word of it and now think I'm smarter than them."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

I'm a self-made man!

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The rocket powered skiier

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Happy Hour

Good Luck!

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.