Mountain Rescue Professional T-Shirts

Tossing for it.

"You need the booze dog. I'm the crack cocaine dog."

Dog Dreams

First aid in mountains

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Happy Hour

Woman escapes with cats.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Arf! Arf!'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Skier and his dog.

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

Fetching some fuel.

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

Lifeboat

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

Survival kit

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'