Mountain Rescue Professional T-Shirts

Tossing for it.

"You need the booze dog. I'm the crack cocaine dog."

Dog Dreams

First aid in mountains

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Happy Hour

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Woman escapes with cats.

'Arf! Arf!'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Skier and his dog.

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Fetching some fuel.

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

Lifeboat

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

Survival kit

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

Search and Rescue