Mountain Rescue Worker T-Shirts

Helicopter Rescues.

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

"Really close call. I'm at two percent and one bar strength."

'I'm a teetotaler.'

"For heaven's sake woman having a few drinks is an important part of the job"

'Hello, is that the Moutain Rescue...? I am lost and disorientated.'

"Quick! I see his avalanche beacon."

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

Dog Dreams

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Happy Hour

Woman escapes with cats.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Cat in Tree.

'Arf! Arf!'

Dog wearing a cone

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Skier and his dog.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

Fetching some fuel.

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

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