Mountain Rescue Workers T-Shirts

'What, no Johnnie Walker Black?'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Happy Hour

Woman escapes with cats.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Cat in Tree.

'Arf! Arf!'

Dog wearing a cone

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Skier and his dog.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Fetching some fuel.

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

Survival kit

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

Coastguard

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

Lifeboat

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

Helicopter

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Man crawls out of avalanche to see two rescue dogs relaxing.