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Helicopter

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Woman escapes with cats.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Arf! Arf!'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Fetching some fuel.

Litter.

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

Lifeboat

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

Search and Rescue

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

Coastguard

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

Survival kit

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.