Mountain Rescue Teams T-Shirts

Item #10 to keep in your emergency kit to help rescue dogs find you faster: an inflatable fire hydrant.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Happy Hour

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

'Arf! Arf!'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

Litter.

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

Helicopter

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

Coastguard

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"Do I look like I need rescuing?"

'Oh - It's you.'

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

"The Catlich Maneuver"

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'