Search And Rescue Team T-Shirts

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

Decontamination

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

Litter.

Helicopter

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

Coastguard

Survival kit

"Ok, let's go over this one more time, 'The Leg Bone's Connected To The. . .'"

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'Oh - It's you.'

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

UK street artist Banksy puts his money where his graffiti is

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

"The Catlich Maneuver"

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

"I like working in Search and Rescue: people are so genuinely happy when you reach them..."

'Some people never learn, do they? The guy I saved today I've saved twice already!'

'Meals - on paws beats meals - on wheels any day,eh, Fred!'

'My work requires so much paperwork now that lawyers got involved...'

"I want that one, mommy!"

Mountain Firefighter Rescue.