Search And Rescue Team T-Shirts

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Decontamination

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

Litter.

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

Helicopter

Survival kit

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

Coastguard

"Ok, let's go over this one more time, 'The Leg Bone's Connected To The. . .'"

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

'Oh - It's you.'

"Do I look like I need rescuing?"

UK street artist Banksy puts his money where his graffiti is

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

"The Catlich Maneuver"

"I like working in Search and Rescue: people are so genuinely happy when you reach them..."

'Meals - on paws beats meals - on wheels any day,eh, Fred!'

'Some people never learn, do they? The guy I saved today I've saved twice already!'

"I want that one, mommy!"

Mountain Firefighter Rescue.