Search And Rescue T-Shirts

Before we can rescue you...you need a safety check.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Happy Hour

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Arf! Arf!'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Help! Send fishing tackle!

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

Litter.

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

Coastguard

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

Helicopter

Survival kit

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'Oh - It's you.'

"Do I look like I need rescuing?"

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

Rain Forest Filmcrew

"The Catlich Maneuver"