Search And Rescue Pillows

Before we can rescue you...you need a safety check.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Happy Hour

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'Arf! Arf!'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Help! Send fishing tackle!

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

Litter.

Helicopter

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

Coastguard

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

Survival kit

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

'Oh - It's you.'

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

Rain Forest Filmcrew

"The Catlich Maneuver"

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"