Rescue Services T-Shirts

"No, not a cat...a plastic bag."

"I was attacked by a bunch of sailors who stole my rum barrel!"

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Happy Hour

Woman escapes with cats.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Arf! Arf!'

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

Fetching some fuel.

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"