Rescue Services Gifts

"No, not a cat...a plastic bag."

"I was attacked by a bunch of sailors who stole my rum barrel!"

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Happy Hour

Woman escapes with cats.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Arf! Arf!'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Fetching some fuel.