Rescue Squad Gifts

Save the bacon,

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Happy Hour

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Woman escapes with cats.

'Arf! Arf!'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Fetching some fuel.

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Litter.

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

Lifeboat