Rescue Squad Mugs

Save the bacon,

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Happy Hour

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Woman escapes with cats.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Arf! Arf!'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Fetching some fuel.

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Litter.

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

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