Rescue Rangers Gifts

Ledge Rescue Service

"Foster failure"

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Woman escapes with cats.

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Arf! Arf!'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

Lifesaver!

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Fetching some fuel.

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Litter.

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

Lifeboat

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'