Home Rescue Rangers Gifts

"If you truly want to do more around the house. Now would be a good time to start."

"Foster failure"

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Lifesaver!

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

Lazy plumber.

Bob’s Museum

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

The Fuse

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

"Do you really know what you're doing, or do you Google-search know?"

man juggling career, home and children

Bathroom flooding (man holding tap).

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

'My wife likes it when I help out in the kitchen.'

"What makes you think I doubt your abilities?"

'Love your renovations.'

"I'm all set to start the weekend reno project..." "And I'm all set to call 911."

'Oh - It's you.'

Man who hits finger and screams for help has his mouth bound up instead of his finger by unsympathetic wife.

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

Mother's Day: 2nd Sunday in May, Others Day: Every day before and after the 2nd Sunday in May.

'You missed a spot.'

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.