Rescue Ranger Gifts

"I've done it again."

Help - "What's in it for me?"

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Oh - It's you.'

"O.K., now do you see a giant snake? I'm inside the snake."

'Of course I don't think you are silly, Mrs. Fifner. A dog doesn't have to be a purebred in order for you to love it."

"I suppose one of us should call somebody."

"Good, you haven't moved! I have the wire-cutters!"

"She's a rescue."

"Quick, jump in with Joey! There's a fire coming: I'll save you!

"Felix is saved but the rosebushes are dust."

"Press any key to continue."

"Foster failure"

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Woman escapes with cats.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Arf! Arf!'

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

Lifesaver!

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

Camping with Mr. Thorough

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

Fetching some fuel.

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Litter.