Road Ranger Gifts

"You've already adopted seven highways, can you really handle eight?"

Bitchbark Canoe

Thru versus Through Traffic

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

New Guy.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

The Fast Lane.

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

Beaver tower

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right