Road Ragers Gifts

"Sorry I'm late. The traffic was murder."

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Car wash / Mouth wash

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'I need both hands for steering.'

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

"This can't be good."

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

A Semicolon.

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

Road Buddies

"On your mark! Get set!"

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

The Sex life of a Driving Test Examiner, "Thank you. I will not ask you to perform that manoeuvre again."

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'