Road Ragers Prints

"Sorry I'm late. The traffic was murder."

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Car wash / Mouth wash

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"This can't be good."

'I need both hands for steering.'

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

A Semicolon.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

Road Buddies

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

"On your mark! Get set!"

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

Please enter "my way" or "the highway." Tough guy GPS.

The Sex life of a Driving Test Examiner, "Thank you. I will not ask you to perform that manoeuvre again."

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."