Road Rangers Prints

Elderly lady taking driving lessons.

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

New Guy.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Car wash / Mouth wash

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'I need both hands for steering.'

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

"This can't be good."

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

Wolf Reintroduction.

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

A Semicolon.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"On your mark! Get set!"

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."