Road Warrior Prints

'Safety zone ends, resume driving like idiots.'

The Official Pace Car of Your Morning Commute

Out Of My Way, Stupid!

'It just came out of NOWHERE!!'

Bob's personal journey of spiritual growth gets bogged down behind some idiot going half the speed limit.

'Says he's done his 4.5 hours driving and won't budge for another 15 minutes!'

"Check your rearview mirror often. I'll provide feedback through rude hand gestures and screaming obscenities."

Unfinished Business/Mission Accomplished

"Detour: New Normal."

Road Closed - Please Stay Home.

'After forty years of trucking, Ed calls it quits.'

The Inevitable Navigation System: 'You have arrived at your destination.'

Our drivers are safe, courteous and professional. Want to make something of it?

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'What do you mean I was driving erratically?'

'If You Got It-A Truck Brought It!'

Dammit merge.

A tanker truck with a warning on the back that reads "The scientific community is divided. Some say this stuff is dangerous, some say it isn't".

Shoot, I need to get over a lane.

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Ran out of money.

Tour de Pothole.

NO PARKING, from here to eternity.

First place / Second place next exit.

'It's slow, costly and big, but no one's parked in my spot or cut me off on the highway since I started driving it.'

Driver sees sign on truck: 'How's my driving while talking on the cell phone?'

Eddy Merckx

Stop! Smell the flowers. Resume tearing through your life like a maniac.

Inconsiderate, Stupid Drivers This Lane Only.

'Don't make eye contact Harold, it's another one of those aggressive drivers.'

'I always thought the expression 'the road to success is paved with failure' was just a random saying and not the literal truth...'

Road Construction

Roadworks next 400 years.

Control Freaks, Clueless Numbskulls, Passive-Aggressives

Highway sign: Fortunate, Less Fortunate and Unfortuate.