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Elderly lady taking driving lessons.

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

New Guy.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Car wash / Mouth wash

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

"This can't be good."

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

'I need both hands for steering.'

Wolf Reintroduction.

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

A Semicolon.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

Road Buddies

Please enter "my way" or "the highway." Tough guy GPS.