Road Rager T-Shirts

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

'Great! To top it all off, I've been put on hold!'

'I learned today that slow drivers are *!?*x and fast ones are *!?*x!!!'

Think tank.

"I'd like to see your driver's license AND your vessel certificate."

Road rage on board.

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

"I'd call for help but I was mugged for my mobile yesterday!!"

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Car wash / Mouth wash

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

"This can't be good."

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

'I need both hands for steering.'

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

A Semicolon.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

Please enter "my way" or "the highway." Tough guy GPS.