Road Rage Wrangler T-Shirts

"Al, stop honking at the car ahead to move faster! This is a funeral procession."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

Have Horns Venn

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

The Specimen Hunter

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

That's it...It's official. It's now an art installation!

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

Skin Deep. Hey, that's my dermatologist! He must be doing pretty well! One man's rash is another man's pleasure!

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

Road Construction Blues.

'Hi, Sweetie! I'd like you to meet my pier group.'