Road Rage Wrangler T-Shirts

"Al, stop honking at the car ahead to move faster! This is a funeral procession."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

Have Horns Venn

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

The Specimen Hunter

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

That's it...It's official. It's now an art installation!

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

Road Construction Blues.

'Hi, Sweetie! I'd like you to meet my pier group.'

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.