Road Rage Adventurer Prints

"It was probably a mistake to have cut him off on the Major Deegan."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Are we broke yet?'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Sister Cities

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

Street signs you don't want to see.

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Car wash / Mouth wash

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Confused drivers

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Car Journey.

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

Have Horns Venn

Route 666.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

Do not pass.

Wrong Way.

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

"Honey, check it out! It’s Thelma and Louise."

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

DisneyworldDisneyland - Continental Divide.

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

'Are we there yet?'

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

"Oh shut up."

Welcome to the Adirondacks.