Road Rage Adventurer Prints

"It was probably a mistake to have cut him off on the Major Deegan."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Are we broke yet?'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

Street signs you don't want to see.

Sister Cities

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Car wash / Mouth wash

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Confused drivers

Have Horns Venn

Route 666.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

Car Journey.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

Do not pass.

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

'Are we there yet?'

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

Wrong Way.

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

"Oh shut up."

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

DisneyworldDisneyland - Continental Divide.

"Honey, check it out! It’s Thelma and Louise."

Welcome to the Adirondacks.