Robotics Ranger Gifts

'On the bill of lading it says 'humbly assembled household robots without intention to cause injury on export market'.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

New Guy.

The First Martian Dog.

"What did you download at school today?"

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

King kong 5 G.

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

Cow Pilot.

Wolf Reintroduction.

Automation of Security

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

'Look, it's quite simple. It isn't rocket science you know... Er... Well, you know what I mean.'

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

'Oh - It's you.'

"Sir, one of the floor models is turning off customers, and I think it's doing it on purpose."

Crossing Guard to rabbit at Deer Crossing: 'Not so fast, buddy - you don't look like a deer to me!'

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

Two robots are playing table football.

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Do bears take drug tests in the woods?

The Drone Ranger

Grasslands Preserve. I understand it's difficult to domesticate buffalo. Yes --- they can be seen but not herded.

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."