Remote Control Ranger Gifts

City Travel: 'When he made a holster for his TV remote, I jnew it was time for a vacation!'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

New Guy.

'There's nothing on.'

TV-Man

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Binge Watch

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

Penguin Remote

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Remote control wars.

Wolf Reintroduction.

Dave invents the remote belt

Remote control car breakdown.

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

"We've lost the remote."

'You're a funny beggar, switching off the sound just because Joanna Lumley is ENTHUSING!'

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

Do bears take drug tests in the woods?

'The sole purpose of this remote is to locate all the other remotes you have lost!'

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

Mind control

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

Crossing Guard to rabbit at Deer Crossing: 'Not so fast, buddy - you don't look like a deer to me!'

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

"There's the remote!"

'Try putting a remote in one hand aan a beer in the other and see if he starts up.'

Remote-controlled Popemobile.