Remote Control Adventurer Gifts

Did you find the remote?

Radio controlled udders.

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

Child in a bear suit.

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"I'm declawed, but with this headset, I can at least virtually scratch up the furniture."

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

"Ready, Harold? You're the wicked troll and I'm the garden fairy, and you're very angry because you don't want me passing over your bridge on my way to Grandma's house!"

"But mum. . . I 'am' playing outside!"

"Sir, one of the floor models is turning off customers, and I think it's doing it on purpose."

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

'I'm prescribing a patch to help you get over your inhibitions. Put it over your eye and pretend you're a pirate!'

Driverless Car

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

"Does he byte?"

"The transcranial magnetic stimulation headband lets me feel my victims' suffering."

A cat is at a computer playing a virtual reality game called; 'Tenth life'.

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

Flight Simulator,"It was great until they came round with the in-flilght meal."

"My digital transformation is almost complete ..."

Virtual Reality Car Chasing!

'Presently, Reinhart, I possess a controlling interest in comfy chair and the remote.'

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."