Robotics Adventurer Gifts

"Sir, one of the floor models is turning off customers, and I think it's doing it on purpose."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

Chef copy robot

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Meet the new factory manager.

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

Astronaut

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

"It was a lot easier to keep up with the Joneses before they replaced their entire workforce with robots."

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

"But mum. . . I 'am' playing outside!"

Photocoffier.

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

Dogfights/Drone Fights

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."