Remote Control Adventurer Pillows

Did you find the remote?

Radio controlled udders.

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

Child in a bear suit.

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

"I'm declawed, but with this headset, I can at least virtually scratch up the furniture."

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Rudy, is there life after battery life? I don't understand, Doug 2.0. If we have made our last computation, if our processor has expired. Do we ascend to some other network, a place without pop-ads and spam? Are you sick, Doug 2.0? Are you dying? Negative. It has contracted a terrible, irreversible virus. Oh! Your laptop has died and you want to know if it's going to heaven. Will it look down on me and still track my movements? How a geek mourns.

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

"Ready, Harold? You're the wicked troll and I'm the garden fairy, and you're very angry because you don't want me passing over your bridge on my way to Grandma's house!"

"But mum. . . I 'am' playing outside!"

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

'I'm prescribing a patch to help you get over your inhibitions. Put it over your eye and pretend you're a pirate!'

"Sir, one of the floor models is turning off customers, and I think it's doing it on purpose."

Driverless Car

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

A cat is at a computer playing a virtual reality game called; 'Tenth life'.

Flight Simulator,"It was great until they came round with the in-flilght meal."

"The transcranial magnetic stimulation headband lets me feel my victims' suffering."

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

"Does he byte?"

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

"My digital transformation is almost complete ..."

"Stop surfing so fast, you'll fall off the board."