Robot Adventurer Pillows

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"A little help, please."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

Meet the new factory manager.

Kid tries to lasso a cat

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Astronaut

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

'Mice escaped again@?'

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

"But mum. . . I 'am' playing outside!"

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

A cat staking out mouse hole, looks up to see the mouse astride a cuckoo bird.

Dogfights/Drone Fights